floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via fuckyeahloldemort)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via niggas-with-weaves)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via fuckyeahloldemort)